No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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