Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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