I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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