Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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