it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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