As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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