Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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