The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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