Got a toothbrush?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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