do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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