Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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