this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We need to get me chipped asap
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
All the doctor said was why
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