He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
