wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
So gin and wine won't be happening again
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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