Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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