You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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