"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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