Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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