ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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