i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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