Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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