Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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