We're facebook friends in real life
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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