Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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