I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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