I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize
