She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this just has baby written all over it
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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