She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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