lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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