If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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