my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
We talked him into tasing himself.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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