she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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