she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My breasts were aching with rage.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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