What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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