this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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