You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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