so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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