just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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