I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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