You work out of a Hotel?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
