is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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