She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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