if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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