like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
lets start a swedish sibling band together
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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