Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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