Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
one might say we're banned from that church
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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