why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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