I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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