i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
