Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
tell me about the eggs
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
