Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
