That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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