What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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