i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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