When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
